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Thursday, October 14, 2010

NEVER MESS WITH WOMEN

no offend...just a joke from an email i received ....

mesti ramai ada dpt email camni kan...

errrr...org pompuan... betul ke jgn memain ngan korang...? huhu

tapi takdelah mcm ni kan...tapi betul ke jgn memain ngan korang...wakaka



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A Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India...
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Dear Sunita Darling,

I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust.



Your loving husband,
Tuna Singh


His wife replied...



TINKU KE PAPPA ,

Thanks for the 100 kisses. Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man, Kooldip Singh, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.

3. Your landlord Kapal Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.

4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand..

5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance...
Shall I plan the same for the next month?

Your Sweet Heart,
Kichi

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NEVER MESS WITH WOMEN

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38 comments :

  1. her wife so daring woo..
    so, takde ke reply balas sang suami.
    hakhak!

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  2. dont mess with me okeh! hor hor hor horlicksss

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  3. hahahah damn wife and husband...love this v.m

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  4. erk. lol. shes too obvious ;p

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  5. wakakaka sakit perut gelak kekeke

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  6. muhahahaha...
    ni betol ke email ko terima bro?? :p

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  7. kalau ibu_suri pasti dia geli geleman...

    buang tebiat ke abang ni...

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  8. wahhh...senang je.. kasi kiss je..~

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  9. Bijak tul isteri tu...
    Ye la kan, nk idop camne, takde duit...

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  10. hahha.. boleh plak macam tue.. caiss..

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  11. @farysa

    hehe...style ke camtu...tp mmg menusuk le...ekeke

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  12. @noor afzan

    takde pulak...but i think...husband dia cepat2 balik kot...wakaka

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  13. @syaf

    haha...ni seme ada maksud lain le syaf...ekeke

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  14. @Miss ...

    berani betul bini dia kan...wakaka

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  15. @wadud@duad

    betul...aku tak terfikir pulak citer mcm ni...ekeke

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  16. @NiNa'

    senangle hidup camtu kan...ekeke

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  17. @Langit Pertama

    mmg bijak...yg buat citer ni mesti pompuan kan...ekeke

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